Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Bad doggo!
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Traumatic
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Poor good boy
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Who's a good boy? Not you.
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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22cute 17
A dog eat dog world, eh?
HoboSmeller 6
a weird form of recycling....
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rubberduckie94 13
I once saw a dog eat a horse turd just after the horse went to the bathroom. This is only slightly more disturbing.
Ugi 27
I took my kids to the zoo once.* The only thing that really captured their interest was the chimps eating their own faeces. *The zoo said they didn't want them. Boom Boom.
cooIbeans 0
23: then what does that make you?
Doogy700 5
That's sad.
loserman67 36
Could have been worse, you new dog could have tried to hump your old dog first. Better watch out, this is where zombie dogs come from...
charlow_fml 0
I'd chew you anytime.. ;)
KiddNYC1O 22
Aha, no.
hereinnc 12
Oh OP I am so sorry :( My heart is breaking for you :( I can't imagine how awful that had to be!
NerdsWillRule 3
My dogs have done this before. My previous dog was a lab and my former dog is a dachshund. A tiny dog running around with a bone bigger than him.
jaredofmo 22
A dog tried to dig up one of our dead cats once. Our back yard was practically a graveyard of pets... Anyway, as for you, OP, as painful as it is to have to deal with the bones of a beloved pet, hope you're dealing with it well.
AnneeSo 6
Hah! I don't know why I find this so funny. But I feel bad OP, it's sad to see something you once loved being eaten.
jerseyboy732 16
that is seriously f*cked up