negin
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Anonymous
Overrun
Today, after I warned my wife that keeping chickens wouldn’t be easy but no, she insisted on having 20 roaming around and at some point a wild cockerel got in, plus she clearly wasn’t finding all the eggs so a bunch of hidden eggs have started hatching. What once was 20 is now 67 and rising. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Ryan Engle
Isn't that illegal?
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
Top comments
mendozaale 0
well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken
FMLephant 2
Leave your neighbor's **** alone!
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alexFYL 11
My neighbors have roosters, and dogs. I actually don't mind, I like the sound of the roosters and birds in general, dogs barking are annoying but you get used to it. The one sound I still hate and always will hate, is the lawnmower or weed whacker. I wish my neighbors would all do their lawn work on the same day so I don't have to hear that racket all week long.
jumpshot23 0
neighbor's response FML: yesterday my neighbor bought a gun.
fanaticdragon 10
this reminds me of Chandler, Joey,Rachel and Monica.. when the 'chick' 'becomes' a rooster, I LOVED that episode! Rachel says something like "if that rooster doesn't go, I'm going to get a coyote or something!"
habeybaby25 11
Myy neighborr hass aa roosterr alsoo!! Itt crossesss thee roadd aa lott
dansco 25
And you should get a gun! Hate the bloody things as my Mum's neighbour had one and the damn thing kept waking me up! :( A fox got in and killed it, I love foxes ;)
teebrezzy 0
loL:) ! aww you should get a dog :)
a_lexstbbs2o11 0
- that has happened to me before , so I feel for you :(
winstoningram 0
HA
Tenaed 7
Hahahah, poor you!
Velocity98 2
When they go on vacation volunteer to pet sit and voila you have got yourself a chicken dinner.