negin
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Anonymous
Overrun
Today, after I warned my wife that keeping chickens wouldn’t be easy but no, she insisted on having 20 roaming around and at some point a wild cockerel got in, plus she clearly wasn’t finding all the eggs so a bunch of hidden eggs have started hatching. What once was 20 is now 67 and rising. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Ryan Engle
Isn't that illegal?
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
Top comments
mendozaale 0
well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken
FMLephant 2
Leave your neighbor's **** alone!
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Comments (282)
mborsella 0
my husband would be that neighbor! ha!
andrestico23 2
I actually don't mind roosters. brings back memories. since I'm from costa rica
HadlyMorgan 0
hawks ftw
Doodle992 3
so every morning your awaken by your neighbors ****?? lol just come out of the closet already XD
saranwrap69 0
quit bitchn.
itstephanieduhh 0
not all rosters crow alot. and they crow more around noon than at dawn. so it forreal won't bother you. you shouldn't hear it in your house unless your windows are open... I have a rooster. so hopefully your neighbors is like mine.
lesdodis 0
eat dat ******
lulzcow 0
tomorrow...get a gun.
Calmlikeabomb136 0
No matrix my neighbors had 2 they made all sorts of annoying loud noises at all times of the night and day until I went and let them go
paytons_mom19 0
there not hard to ignore. my neighbors have a couple and a shit load of huntin dogs.