Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML
Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
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Top comments
all4pooh 4
That's something my mom would do lol
mk58 31
If only the paint fell on your mom. That would have been epic.
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Comments (179)
imthatguythatdid 0
Lol
cblt2007 0
u waisted the first response... :).
Jacobt24 19
Wasted*
imthatguythatdid 0
I really dont care if i wasted it I said wat i wanted to say thats all i did U kinda wasted ur comment by telling me i wasted mine
NoodleBurger 0
you spell like a moron. and I didn't waste my time, because as you would put it, I'm saying "wat" I wanted to say.
cold_heat1321321 4
^That wasnt funny #1^ Wow hope youre alright man
imthatguythatdid 0
Its funny when she barged in. Wats wrong with me finding that funny?
knights95 9
2-you can reply to his comment
IndiRae 9
It's FML. People don't put their stories up to get sympathy. They shouldn't anyway, cause this is pretty ******* hilarious.
elemont 0
That sucks but it's pretty funny
DropTheDaggerxx 31
This is actually an FML I can see happening.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Technically, op didn't say the paint fell.
mgsoloist 14
47-it's kinda implied...
Iamnotmyself 17
This reminds me of the time i was climbimg a mountain and my dumb friend pushed a boulder down it. He got a strikeout.
Yngve_fml 9
"Mom, please don't open the do.." *Mom chrashes in* "WHAAAAAT!?!?"
flockz 20
73- you kinda make op's mom sound a little like the koolaid man.
22cute 17
That's hardly your Moms fault. I mean you could have walked in to where ahe was and said it to her face instead of shouting through doors. Obviously she didn't hear you. YDI
Iamnotmyself 17
-80 Theres a bomb strapped to the do-- WHAAAAT!?!?
flockz 20
"OH YEAAAA-" *boom*
theaws0m3guy 4
Moms...
flockz 20
....are sometimes great milfs? DONT LEAVE US HANGING! FINISH YOUR SENTENCE!
freakinglaugher 10
Well that sounds very paintful. Just brush yourself off.
Iamnotmyself 17
... Are evil maniacs planning to eat their children? Like mine? Thats normal right? No? Whatever yall.
rallets 23
#101 the joke was done, youre late
Iamnotmyself 17
I was helping Flockz out. Wana cookie for being special?
rallets 23
ive already got a cookie, thanks never said i was special?
Yngve_fml 9
"Geneticly correct mother, it would be in my greatest interest if you did not open the door to my room, as I'm currently positioned in a quite dangerous place, and a paintbucket and I would fall and I would possibly get injuries from the fall, plus the fact that the paint would spill all over my room. Thank you for your co-operatio.." *Mom chrashes in* "WHAAAAAAT?!"
Nerry_fml 0
I'll take his cookie if he doesn't want it :3
Daralea 21
I agree with #83. Why couldn't OP just get confirmation that she heard what he said? It's hardly her fault for coming in when her kid was screaming something incomprehensible from across the house/apartment.
all4pooh 4
That's something my mom would do lol
ducky42 1
Same here.
25shark 5
I think its something almost every mom would do...
LuukBaas 0
i think everyone could make that mistake, (i'm sure I would)
medotcom 0
Thy sucks
medotcom 0
I mean that not thy. This anti-flood thing makes it hard to fix mistakes.
abc123cimsmart 3
You should of yelled watch out and tackled her to the ground and then say politely please don't open the door I'm painting.
Mikonam_fml 8
wtf?
abc123cimsmart 3
Happend to ur face..
abc123cimsmart 3
Well sorry I'll take any chance I get to hurt my mom without getting in trouble. And seriously what happens to your face.
TwoPai 0
.__.
ImmaB3AST 7
33- your a dumbass. No other person is goin to love you as much as your mom and you want to hurt her? That's ****** up.
ImmaB3AST 7
81- I believe YOU'RE a grammar Nazi.
ImmaB3AST 7
Some people on here "tlk lik dis." Do you correct everyone of their posts also? Or just the ones where someone calls someone a dumbass and used incorrect grammar making them the true dumbass?
Spinnmaster 1
That's really a top shelf kind of FML. pun intended. But really, moms are so obnoxious.
Spinnmaster 1
Yes I realize that my "pun" sucked.. It was meant to suck.. :0
SxE_Danielle_TD 5
Planking is for losers.
woahwoahwow 9
I thumbed you down solely because your picture is planking.
Spinnmaster 1
My bad.. I should have put a picture of my abs up, that way y'all could have liked it. Way to judge man by his picture, aha :p
NoodleBurger 0
79, I thumbed your comment down because your face is repulsive.
jmk1469 5
abs? what abs?
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
planking is fricken awesome . go die .
SxE_Danielle_TD 5
I'll die when people stop using Photoshop to make themselves look better.
_Oblivion_ 12
That was unecessary.
YayorNay 8
146 - That was cold...Don't need to be a bitch.
Blackmail111 9
147 if I could give you a hi five I would be the happiest man on the earth
Blackmail111 9
Sorry I meant 146 not 147
Kooppliii 8
Maybe you should have talked a bit louder?
mk58 31
If only the paint fell on your mom. That would have been epic.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Lmfao!! well FYL indeed.. But still...that is soo funny xD I hope you're alright though. (: