Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
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conniebaby67 0
Omg that's horrible.
Doortje 30
I bet that sound will haunt you forever : FYL :(
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Comments (139)
armman 4
Y'all are bunch of *******. Killing cats is fun.
deviable 9
no it's not, it's just psychopathic.
nero9112 4
They are too small for good hunting but whatever floats your boat.
CultureChic 14
82 is right. 79, you belong in a straitjacket.
ahgfd2 0
******* red neck piece of shit
kthxbie 10
Electric cars are so quiet, you never hear them coming. That's why they cause so many accidents... well, that's irony for you.
Moniquepeeters 0
Electric cars should be fitted with some nice audio installation with the sounds of cars and that responds to the throttle. So that you can make him sound like a Lamborgini Murcielago, a Ford Mustang or a Ferrari. That would be cool.
metalwolf 17
We just need to give the cars to "gangsta" wanna-be teens. The over cranked bass is usually louder then the engine and much more annoying.
allmidnighteyes 11
They did that on Pimp My Ride once. They took some dude's car, put speakers somewhere under the hood or some shit like that, and put a computer inside the car that would take the engine's rev sound and digitally alter it so it would come out sounding like a F430 or a Murcielago or any other high-powered boutique car. Stupidest shit ever.
mattitucklove01 0
So sorry! for your loss,
sammyg524 0
:o that's so sad!
skyeyez9 25
I saw an old man driving a Tesla car a few mos ago. VERY nice electric car. sorry about your kitty. :(
TheNewGuy03 29
go green, kill animals. the way of the future! |the kid|
millionaire93 0
gay electric cars. I wont take anything less then a tesla. I know that's a little arrogant minded but I would like my car to go faster then 0-60 in 4 years please. oh and yeah. sorry about the cat.
allmidnighteyes 11
You know, not everybody buys a car with the intention of being able to go 45735mph. Some people do it with the intention of having something that won't rape their wallet for gas. But I'm sure once you have to start paying for gas by yourself, you'll realize that getting 15 mpg isn't the best thing in the world.
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
Awh, sorry :(
WaylonD 4
Roadkill!! Mmmmmmmm!
ahgfd2 0
red necks suck ****
my2centsworth 15
I'm sorry. That must have been awful for you.