Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
McSteamy
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
Road rage
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
This is going to be my fault, isn't it?
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Licence to drive
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
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conniebaby67 0
Omg that's horrible.
Doortje 30
I bet that sound will haunt you forever : FYL :(
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thebigblue 2
Your mom must hate the environment. Electric cars and hybrids are worse for the environment then Hummers. Earth killer.
thebigblue 2
Earth killer. hybrids and electric cars are horrible for the environment. Drive a hummer instead.
metalwolf 17
The only people who should have a problem with it is the hunting associations. Reinforce the front bumper and then sneak up on the deer. If they spot you, just turn on the high beam and floor the gas pedal.
lifeinhd 3
I hope that was just a lame attempt at sarcasm.
stevenmx86 8
Awww that's awful op..
Insane_Tea 15
Sticks and stones may beak my bones, but electric cars really take the cake.
smashgrab 0
I just lol'd so hard I farted!
ulicksam 0
YDI for letting your cat run loose. Keep your damn pets in the house.
triggerit 5
why did not you find the other way to kill your kitty? not so horrible...
brittaneybrewer 0
omg ur cat will probably die,...I feel bad for u!!!! that's why ur suppose to keep cats inside
Arschloch04 0
There is such a thing as being allergic to cats. I love cats, yet I'm allergic and can't be around them more than an hour or two. So we have to keep our outside.
InBetweenDreams 0
My grandma's cat cries at the door for hours if we don't let him out. When he does go out, he mostly stays on her lot which is in a really quiet neighbourhood. He's neutered so he's NOT breeding with other cats, and he has medicine that protects him from heart worms, fleas, ticks etc. She doesn't let him go out at night or in extreme weather conditions (obviously) and he's never been gone for more than a couple hours. It's not really a problem and I don't see how that makes her an irresponsible cat owner. Cat's are smart animals, they can handle being outside for a little while.
TheDrifter 24
Ok, so if I followed this line of logic and applied it to children, we should keep them inside at all times to keep them from being exposed to risk. They would after all live longer if they were never exposed to disease, people or Amy risk of harm. Cats are predators, yes they can and will live inside and some even prefer it. It is however not natural behavior for them.
magic103 2
why don't you make your comment I little longer I don't think you made you point clear enough for rambom fml readers to understand what your getting at.
magic103 2
112
FoxFeathers 3
Um, excuse me but hypo-allergenic (hypoallergenic) means below normal or slightly allergenic, not hypo=shot+ allergenic=allergen. Allergy shots are called just that or allergen immunotherapy. Grammar/spelling trolls scare me, so now am I a dictionary thumper? FML lol.
shawnagreenbean1 9
Honestly, I completely agree with #112 (wherever the **** their comment went) Just because your grandmother's cat *typically* stays in her yard, doesn't mean it won't get a hankering to go exploring. Which it obviously does, and there's no telling where he could end up or what could happen to him. And even if he doesn't leave the yard, Op's cat got run over and killed IN THEIR DRIVEWAY. If the cat were inside, it obviously would not have been in danger of being run over at all. And an allergy to cats is a poor excuse as well. If you are that allergic, then you should be responsible enough to realize that you are not fit to own cats. Endangering their lives because you "love them oh so much but can't be around them for extended periods of time so you throw them outside" is complete bullshit. I have cats, and they like to go outside. But we have a closed in porch where they can sit and be happy, and we don't have to worry about them being killed by an animal or a car. If you insist on letting your cats go outside, get them a proper enclosure where they will be safe. There are FAR too many cats that end up as roadkill or coyote lunch because of CARELESS owners.
jolieshoes_fml 0
Poor little cat.. I'm happy not to be one, now.
nikloveless 0
poor kitty :(
underguarded 20
EW!