Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
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conniebaby67 0
Omg that's horrible.
Doortje 30
I bet that sound will haunt you forever : FYL :(
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Comments (139)
RyNo24 4
ydi for getting a hippy electric car...
ashtonTS 0
you are a stupid prick
JAIROUS48764 0
hahaha can't wait till you die because of carbon monoxide
ifyouwereasheep 0
******* hippie fags
RyNo24 4
and you look like a ****
cdatribe23 0
#57- WIN!!!!XD
docscientist 10
Only hippies fight fire.
blocparty 0
Electric cars are actually worse for the environment, where do you think those quicksilver batteries come from? You're better off buying a landrover and using it daily than a prius for example. You wont drive far enough in your electic piece of shit to create a positive difference. So **** hippies.
Myrenhi 0
That's awesome & horrible at the same time. :
Kyakan 1
That sucks man, I feel so sorry for you :(
mintcar 10
:( Pick up the pieces and make stew.
Jimboom 12
Ha ha. Can just imagine that... Reversing the car you hear bones crack and the cat screech. Mother turns to the daughter and says "Ohh yea, we gonna eat good tonite!!"
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
LMAO 21 that made me laugh so hard XD!!!!
Squeaknique 2
Additional funny points if you imagine them to be Asian...
SiobahnR 0
*sings* roadkill stew, roadkill stew. tastes so good just like it should. first you go down to the 58, wait for a critter to meet it's fate, take it home and make it great. roadkill stew, roadkill stew
cloudy01 0
THATS AWFUL!! ...lol
ashtonTS 0
I knew there was a reason I'm not attracted the black girls...
Jimboom 12
See now, all the people who down voted the original comment and mine. You are what is wrong with the consumer base these days. Refusing perfectly good meat simply because you think it is "icky" or "disgusting" to eat a pet and/or road kill. The meat is generally fine to eat and will only go to waste... is that what you want.. for that animal to have died for nothing? IS IT????
mintcar 10
I access FML on my iPhone and usually during class so i can't tell if a comment is voted down or not, and because I can't tell, it clearly doesn't bother me. I wasn't even being serious with my comment. And Ashton, you are incredibly unattractive, so I could cate less if you're attracted to me or the black race all together.
skikid 0
thats why you dont have a cat
shad93 3
atleast you still got the car :)
LADYGAGAGOOGA 0
ur looking at the glass half full. LMAO
teedygee 2
I guessing it was so quiet that the cat didn't realize it was on :(
beastin34 0
at least it wasnt a dog
blocparty 0
^
free2Bfeline 2
It should've been you.
ice_firefly 0
at least it wasn't a kid
levraea 0
you're an ass. go screw yourself.
katie72 6
**** you, you slimy bitch
saleha97 4
Then, I don't think there is much traffic down there..
knt544 11
FML rarely makes me really laugh however this one has really hit the mark so much so that people are looking to me wondering what is so funny :)
TFNLbosox 0
what the hell.