Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
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conniebaby67 0
Omg that's horrible.
Doortje 30
I bet that sound will haunt you forever : FYL :(
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Comments (139)
nero9112 4
Now that's a kill of the day, this needs to be illustrated. Well at least you can eat it or make a pair of slippers out of it.
CommonSenseKarma 17
I thought cats were supposed to have keen senses. Survival of the fittest, I guess. Go buy a dog. At least they scream for help when you hurt them.
The_Fonz_fml 0
any animal makes a noise(most of the time) when they are hurt
CultureChic 14
Right, because cats don't cry out when their tails get stepped on; no, they just sit there and give you dirty looks while they mentally cuss you out. Seriously? Did you not make it through the second grade? Cats have vocal chords, just like dogs. They scream when they're hurt. OP's cat probably screamed right before it died. Your username, "CommonSense", is ironic, and I hope "Karma" gets you.
SummerRuby 1
Maybe you'll think to keep the next cat inside next time. YDI.
TenderWhispers 0
good, I hate cats. Useless unless you live on a farm or ghetto with mice
felisdomestica 2
is your cat still very young? usually, very young kittens are more likely to be involved in accidents like this :( there was a time when a very young kitten slept in my dad's car machine. when the engine turned on...you know what happens. if your cat was an adult, he's very unlucky for being in such bad timing at the wrong place. sorry for your loss OP
tdwpmaniac 0
woww that sucks
iimthomas 0
damn so quiet a cat couldnt sense it and dodge it... wow
Zakuraa 0
This FML is obviously fake and heartless. :/
truehitman2010 0
you crushed a pussy
akna5000 0
wat a strange day to run over your cat haha