Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We parked a car at the finish of the track and drove another car to the start, so we could drive back and pick it up when we finished. At the end of the trek, I realised I had left the keys for the second car in the first car. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML
Today, I finally got home after driving solo for 4 full days across Australia. I left my house keys where I started. FML
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DrAwesome 6
This wouldn't have been a problem if you'd remembered to bring your emergency jetpacks.
sweet_candy_ 17
yaaaay you got some exercise :)
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Sirin_fml 47
If it's a copied FML, then give us a link already, noobcake.
DocBastard 40
THIS WAS A COPIED COMMENT THIS WAS A COPIED Oh, original comment was moderated. Great, thanks Sirin. Sheesh. I love that gold star next to the mods' comments. Makes you look all 4-star general...ish.
Sirin_fml 47
I know you meant to say 5-star generals. Nobody would be foolish enough to call us 4-star generals. I'm certain of it.
DocBastard 40
R-r-r-r-ight. Yes, 5. It's right next to 4, so clearly it was a typo. Please don't ban me please don't ban me please don't put a broomstick in my ass again please don't ban me
Sirin_fml 47
All right, but I'm still cutting your rations, as I do like clockwork.
Fortuitous 0
Ah, so this is when all the smart people come on FML O.o
DocBastard 40
Exactly. So why are you here? ZING! Thanks very much, folks. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiters. Try the pork.
Zebidee 9
The problem with the FML staff symbol is that it means you can't thumbs-up the mods' comments. *mental note: Next time I'm in Paris, go find FML HQ so I can high-five Sirin*
Ali_Br_fml 33
ok noob, yes there was an fml about a man going on a hike with some other guy, forgetting his keys in the other car and not realizing till they were x miles away before. that doesn't mean that it couldn't happen to someone else though. I do remember another fml like this, but it is possible to happen to others too, because this is the Earth, and us Earthlings are bound to repeat errors... People often leave car keys o. their cars...
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
108, yup! Sometimes I get Deja-vu when something bad is going to happen to me. Then I'll remember I just saw something like that happen to someone else on tv. :/
Sirin_fml 47
[omg double post repost noob]
KYS75 0
hey "mum" caaaaabs are heeeeere!!!
sweetdreams20 0
hahaha jersey shore reference
HomemadePizza 1
You could've just smashed the window and hot-wired your car..
JohnFR33M4N 0
Call for rescue? Please tell me you didn't forget the phone in your other pants.
redsoxgrl824 11
and why didnt you check before you left your moms car to make sure you had everything? including your car keys
bunny911 16
this is old. I've seen this one before.
MegasaurusRex 0
Hopefully it wasn't dark! That would REALLY suck