Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We parked a car at the finish of the track and drove another car to the start, so we could drive back and pick it up when we finished. At the end of the trek, I realised I had left the keys for the second car in the first car. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML
Today, I finally got home after driving solo for 4 full days across Australia. I left my house keys where I started. FML
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DrAwesome 6
This wouldn't have been a problem if you'd remembered to bring your emergency jetpacks.
sweet_candy_ 17
yaaaay you got some exercise :)
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Comments (161)
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for hiking with a mum. Personally, I prefer hiking with chrysanthemums, hydrangeas, or snapdragons, or... Oh, OP is British. Nevermind. Stupid Brits and your stupid British colloquialisms.
TableMonster 6
umm.. rude much?
BigBirdLookAlike 0
I don't think it was rude enough.
bearsgoroar 0
Hahahhaa. :D
DocBastard 40
Table - of course it was rude. It was also completely tongue-in-cheek.
mitchn60 6
Now that was funny right there!! I don't care who ya are!
CrazyDutch 0
f*ck y0u h0m0!!!
ohthebloodygore 16
121, you're not being serious, right? You're an idiot.
suprmidgt 0
my buddy did that to me one time only we floated down a rive and were not equipped to walk that far. you deserve it.
lmtl30stm 0
Lol oooooops!
W4X 0
Exercise is healthy, don't h9.
DevianceIsBliss 0
I'm assuming you meant h8. Sorry, h8r's gonna h8.
DevianceIsBliss 0
Or should I say, h9's gonna h9?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I hanined your mom last night :)
bigrob41 0
you know you spelled mom wrong right?
lbeer 1
I think she's Canadian eh
DrAwesome 6
Canadians aren't generally from the United Kingdom. Or, at least, that's what I was taught.
ohthebloodygore 16
21, you do know you spelt mum wrong, right?
adorkable_spazz 0
55, win! :D
thisismy83 0
agreed
joolz_au 2
actually 21, you know you spelled mum wrong! ever wonder why the call it the English language??
Wdgames 0
Colour, Programme, Aeroplane. I'm an American, and even I can spell things correctly.
Rush91 0
Congratulations OP, you're an idiot.
bigrob41 0
congratulations your a fag!
DocBastard 40
See DocBastard's rule #9.
ClubsBreakHearts 2
Docbastard, your rules are amazing. they made me laugh because they are all so true :)
mitchn60 6
Finally! Somebody used the correct "you're"!
maggiewalters 17
Taxiiiiiiiii!
HeaRTs_Girl 0
Dumbass, this was an FML a long-ass time ago, just worded differently. Nice try.
Kioti396 0
This would be considered a GMH in my books if you were American.
nocanhaz 4
that sucks