noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Need eye bleach
United States
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Anonymous
Doncaster East, Australia
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Cassandra
United States
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
flatchested Sam
Radcliff, United States
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
coeurdlucky
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
malicious_melons
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Santa Paula, United States
Fashionista
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Anonymous
Orlando, United States
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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MrCalves 1
80 don't you hate when people type in all caps? It's pretty damn annoying
stickypoopy 0
I hope it wasn't "NIPPY" outside!
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niqegg 0
American pie MILF
countrygirl1111 0
lol get over it. you'll be ok
Lmfao_69 0
haha I really hope your mom has a nice pair of boobs and not the saggy kind.
mitchymitch_fml 0
#38 your looking good:)
FarSide 23
Iz yo fambly as fugged up as yur post?
mysteria_fml 0
welcome to my life
iSkye 0
fyl! but why didn't you tell your mom... I mean seriously! But hope she didn't talk to anyone you knew! Or in public...
MoJoThundRpants 0
that sucks bro
RachaelJustBlah6 0
did yuu like it? lol jkjk
jewboyjordan 0
44 u r soo hot