Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Fashionista
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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MrCalves 1
80 don't you hate when people type in all caps? It's pretty damn annoying
stickypoopy 0
I hope it wasn't "NIPPY" outside!
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onnielief 4
Why would than FYL? So your mom didn't wear a bra under a shirt. It is not that she ran aroynd the hoyse naked. Get over yourself, nudity is not something to be ashamed of or be embarrassed about.
tarheels32388 0
your mom wants attention or she is just completely clueless I suppose...
franciscovegas 3
was her t-shirt wet? cause if it were, that's called a wet t-shirt contest!
franciscovegas 3
dominatrix, son?
franciscovegas 3
was your dad around?
blueknight1st 26
I bet your mom is a couger.
Mirelly13 6
bug deal my mom tans outside with no bra on! And if your mom isn't ashamed of her boobs, neither should you
tpea 1
which type of bees make milk ? ... booBEES !
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'll never understand the problems my culture has with nudity in general, and familial nudity in particular. Nudity does not automatically imply sex, and many, many cultures have no issue with it at all. How can we be so Puritan and still make things like "American Pie" such a hit?
Mariax_fml 2
Why is that an FML? It's your MUM.. It's good that she is comfortable around you. She's your family - nothing sexually or weird about that then.