Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Fashionista
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Top comments
MrCalves 1
80 don't you hate when people type in all caps? It's pretty damn annoying
stickypoopy 0
I hope it wasn't "NIPPY" outside!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (153)
wriptidez 0
ewwwwwwwwwww
Dee_Breezy 0
Ewwww FYL!!
Midnightpearls 13
I always wanted to know how moms can be so stupid. do they not realize how embarrassing something they're doing is? can't they look in the mirror and see that everyone can see their ****? I mean, come on.
Maciejas 8
I guess that if you realised you had been sucking them just a few years ago, it would scar you for life.
Bcfrmkc816 17
I want a pic
jackbutt 0
my mom does that allllllllll the time. and then she tries to argue with me about her nipples being "blonde" they look pretty damn brown to me lol.
sprtn1 0
depends. does she have a nice pair?
Everday 0
I know how you feel
CanYouCY 0
hahaha sucks
hateevryone 15
ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwww