Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Fashionista
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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MrCalves 1
80 don't you hate when people type in all caps? It's pretty damn annoying
stickypoopy 0
I hope it wasn't "NIPPY" outside!
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jadee20002010 0
my friend my was the same way but she neve wore a bra eww fyl
DareDevilBoy1 0
Gross
the_Flirt 0
creeper
dancer821 3
ewwww omfgg hahaa
tarheels32388 0
embarrasing... end of story
WilliamRTW 0
I walked in on my mom having sex when I was a little kid and I didn't even know that she would do that when I was in the house. Also still now time to time when she does not closethe door she has a bathroom in her room ab we are suppose to use that one only unless they are sleeping so since the door was open I walked in on her completely naked. It isn't a big deal you will get over it and It keeps on happening and my mom doesn't wear bra's a lot either with see through shirts but everytime something like that happens I get over it in about 10 minutes. It really isn't a big deal, yeah it's nasty but unless you are attracted to your family or something than there is no reason you would keep that in your head.
ATL_chris 6
awesome
UnSatisfiedQueen 3
That's just gross. You'll get over it!!
sazamey 0
your welcome :)
bigboy93 0
nice