noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Need eye bleach
United States
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Anonymous
Doncaster East, Australia
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Cassandra
United States
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
flatchested Sam
Radcliff, United States
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
coeurdlucky
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
malicious_melons
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Santa Paula, United States
Fashionista
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Anonymous
Orlando, United States
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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MrCalves 1
80 don't you hate when people type in all caps? It's pretty damn annoying
stickypoopy 0
I hope it wasn't "NIPPY" outside!
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ennuifilled 0
not much of an FML. Grow up, they are just boobs.
lovinit5683 0
It all depends if OP is a girl or boy to determine if this is really an FML.
zingaling 0
oh noes a girl / guy saw ****. what has this world come to? if I saw dem **** I would be happy
miss_morgann 0
45, a "milf" is "mother i'd like to ****".
horrorcane 0
That's nasty. Did she go out in public like that?
CovertMilitance 0
BOOBIES
lissa922 6
ewwwwww who doesn't wear bras?
Freeze_fml 17
Most men don't.
William_Park 1
71 Lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hahaha. Freeze, I like how you say "most" men. Although supposedly there is such a thing as a man-bra for guys with moobs...
Freeze_fml 17
I say most men because I've seen some pretty scary stuff.
selenagirl_fml 0
like what lol?
ArtIsResistance7 1
Sketchy "female" hookers that stroll the streets in their banana hammocks and lip gloss... ...don't ask me how I know that.
selenagirl_fml 0
lol ok I won't ask you how you know...
selenagirl_fml 0
anyways how old are you to "know" or have "seen" stuff like that?
ArtIsResistance7 1
Old enough to go into the 'scary' parts of Miami.
selenagirl_fml 0
ok so I guess u must be older than 18?
Spastastic 6
How can no one have made a "mansier" or "bro" reference here yet?
selenagirl_fml 0
wow u need to stop teasing others and worry about yourselves
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Spastic, my thought exactly!
the_Flirt 0
yup pretty sight alright
kaho_90210 0
it really isn't that bad, it's your mom. I mean at least it's not some really old, complete strangers boobs you were looking at.
WilliamRTW 0
They don't make braes for guys. so none do unless they are gay or made they're own or something.