Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, after feeling lost and sad for a long time, in a last attempt to get some answers, I'd saved up and flew to see a very famous clairvoyant. For the whole session, all she talked about was how great and successful my brother is going to be. $250 down the drain. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
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YaboyVinnie 21
So are you going to haunt her?
flockz 20
a wild Psycho Mother has appeared. ( key theme music) Psycho Mother uses Steal Money! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! (player starts bursting into tears) Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Player is down to no health... WAIT!!! Player uses FML to describe his feelings! EVERY STAT MAXES OUT! Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother! Psycho Mother fled.
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Comments (119)
ravenxcorvinus 9
this is when you tell your mom that your "present-soul" in this "current demension" would like her "ancient-soul's" money back.
SorrowFull 8
here's an ancient saying: "a fool and his money is soon parted"
MasterShake1100 0
You should get revenge and tell her you went to a psychic and she's going to die in 3 days. See that reaction :)
Levvy 22
Psychics never discover someone is utterly unremarkable. Decreases repeat business.
Halcyon3210 6
"Mom, I needed that money! NOW I MUST DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!"
Levvy 22
Technically Cthulhu's from this dimension, just wayyyyy out in outer space. You have absolutely zero reason to care about this or remember it, it's just my Lovecraft aficionado nature driving me to make corrections nobody cares about.
Moonditch_fml 19
Whatever the reason your mother was able to go into your bank account and take money, you should fix it, or this kind of thing could happen again! Best of luck, OP.
lexihanway 5
haha
jren207 24
I bet you didn't see that coming. The psychic probably did though.
corrinaswan 0
350 dollars for a physic wow