Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, after feeling lost and sad for a long time, in a last attempt to get some answers, I'd saved up and flew to see a very famous clairvoyant. For the whole session, all she talked about was how great and successful my brother is going to be. $250 down the drain. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
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YaboyVinnie 21
So are you going to haunt her?
flockz 20
a wild Psycho Mother has appeared. ( key theme music) Psycho Mother uses Steal Money! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! (player starts bursting into tears) Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Player is down to no health... WAIT!!! Player uses FML to describe his feelings! EVERY STAT MAXES OUT! Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother! Psycho Mother fled.
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Comments (119)
cybermolly10 7
I hate to break it to you, but even when you had $350 in savings, you still had no money. Unless you're like 16.
ohowe 1
Yep, YLS. At least you now know your mom has no common sense when it comes to money. If you're a minor, I guess I'd recommend you keep your money hidden somewhere in the house. Keep it away from your mother's reach. If you're not a minor, then you shouldn't allow your mother to have access to your bank accounts.
redfaction 0
your mom is a idiosyncratic for going.to a psyhic.... like once you die.... your soul is in heaven or hell. or whatever religion your from.... and 2nd off your path is not set yoy make your own future.
bc4025567575 3
50 bucks sounds like a scam unless she lied to you and bought drugs instead.
jalapeno64 10
I clicked FYL as soon as I saw that your mom spent $350 on a psychic
allknowingbrony 5
Anyone who puts a YDI on this is an idiot.
FarscapeSDC 9
Parents are idiots. I still have trouble believing how people can buy into this psychic crap, it's not like it's hard to prove they're frauds.
BlackCube2 2
SLAp A HOE remeber back=disipline front =abuse
102muzicluver 2
Go and demand your money back. Cuz if she wants 2 spend her money on something weird then she should use her own money
LilBTheBasedGod 5
If that was all your money I feel sad for you