Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, after feeling lost and sad for a long time, in a last attempt to get some answers, I'd saved up and flew to see a very famous clairvoyant. For the whole session, all she talked about was how great and successful my brother is going to be. $250 down the drain. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
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Top comments
YaboyVinnie 21
So are you going to haunt her?
flockz 20
a wild Psycho Mother has appeared. ( key theme music) Psycho Mother uses Steal Money! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! (player starts bursting into tears) Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Player is down to no health... WAIT!!! Player uses FML to describe his feelings! EVERY STAT MAXES OUT! Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother! Psycho Mother fled.
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Comments (119)
lovelylittleme 0
may the force of magic be with you!
bobbymullet 11
your username cracks me up(;
birdfreak 24
Wow she's psycho
birdfreak 24
Wow she's psycho
ladiesman219 4
It could be worse, U could not be an acient soul from another dimension :)
ambowew 7
Friggin' Dementor! Start worrying when your mother learns the patronus charm.
sporkman 0
Try to look on the bright side. More money will come soon :)
kaylapple 1
ancient soul, ehh?
xlorawrz 9
Erm, keep your money out of that woman's reach in the future.
swimmer3141 10
From OP's phrasing it looks like she's a minor, in which case her mom has full access to her money until she turns 18.
xlorawrz 9
If that's the case, she's a bit screwed until she turns 18 then.
Quasar55_fml 18
That's sad .. if that had happened to me, I would definitely keep the bill in mind and ask my mother to pay me back when I turn 18
tona01 16
what OP needs to do is: 1 start acting weird in the house( talking to other ancient souls) 2 say that the other souls are angry at OP's psycjo mom for taking the money 3 tell OP's mom that the other souls watch the savings account now, and that they don't want OP's mom getting any money from there
xlorawrz 9
Normally I'd tell you off for feebly attempting to crack a joke, but under current circumstances and considering that OP's mom DID waste 350 dollars on something so pointless, it just might work.
tona01 16
well if you want to look at it from a serious point of view, yes it might work. People that blindly believe in such things aren't that connected to reality, so if OP starts acting like i said, there is a chance that OP's mother will believe that.
Halcyon3210 6
At least you can put "ancient soul from another dimension" on your résumé now.