Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I went to the store to go buy a pregnancy test because my period was 7 days late. I get home, go into the bathroom, pull down my underwear, pee and come to find out I'd started my period when I looked at it after peeing on it. FML
Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
i totally thought it would have ended up as a drug test, not a pregnancy test.
Nuklear 0
clever.
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Comments (193)
hellabella_fml 0
you guys are a funnnnnay croud... all the people commenting.
Rollercoaster_fml 0
W-T-F!!!!!!!!!!!
MasaMushia 0
Don't feed the troll, retards. And uh, way to fail there! Your mom needs help :D
ellykhoshkele 0
#67, i wrote that comment after not sleeping for 36 hours.. so i made a mistake in the month/week part! so wat? i made a whole argument and all that u could rebuttal was the fact that i made a mistake in the reading?!?! wow! thats rich! and btw, i never said i was smart or smarter for that matter! i just wrote that i am a psychology major to prove that i was not just making that comment from no where! and learn to speak without insulting!
stringbeanjeanoo 0
ummm i have bad allegies (i ended up on shots for 7 yrs), they test on your skin. not urine. unless there is some weird urine analysis i dont know about...but had my mom done that i woulda been really skeptical.
TheAntiComment 0
if your a psychology major, then you understand that arguing on the internet is now, and will always be.... Pointless.
commonsense31 0
Ellykhoshkele dumber than I thought you were for sure first off if you haven't slept in 36 hours that's a bad excuse cuz u wouldve been sleeping if it was affecting ur ability to read most likely. Second I attacked ur common sense hence the name and thirdly I never said you were smarter where the hell did you get that from I was proving you stupidity
commonsense31 0
Oh and 8 weeks pregnant and 8 months is a huge difference actually 6 months but you'll probably reply back to this and mess up the numbers
ChaosZirconia 0
I just want to point out that #6's id is greenman --the Wiccan male deity figure. So... you know... I'm just going to go out on a limb and say he's joking. I don't think a "fundie" would use that id. ;)
_pokeys 0
What are you, 12? Who the hell really thinks they test allergies on piss? you got what you deserved, lady.