Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I went to the store to go buy a pregnancy test because my period was 7 days late. I get home, go into the bathroom, pull down my underwear, pee and come to find out I'd started my period when I looked at it after peeing on it. FML
Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
i totally thought it would have ended up as a drug test, not a pregnancy test.
Nuklear 0
clever.
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o_O_o_O13 0
haha what were the results? if you are pregnant, then it's a good thing she did what she did if you're not, you should hold it against her for not trusting you
EFF_MY_LIFE_202 0
monkey speaks #86.. i find that really funny but im 14 and no other 14 year old spells cause cuz and your yr..lol
greeneggsnsam 0
sneaky...very sneeaky.
suckstobeyou3 0
wooow, what a sneaky and conniving mother you have. -- and thank you greenman. you made me laugh a lot today XD why do they have to moderate everything? cant see what you said on #11 ): how utterly depressing.
Charlie88 0
An allergy test on a urinesample?
cr1sis 0
what a bitch lol plus im pretty sure they use blood for allergies and when i tested they put pure sample on my skin to test for reactions
godhelpme92 0
I really hate lunatics that believe everything you do that is "bad" is a sin in the eye of the lord... STFU crazy people!! This is pointed to #6 ur like the crazy lady from the movie the mist
Anteezy 7
Maybe your mom is pregnant by another man, and she tried to cover it up with your urine on a pregnancy test so she could show to your dad that she ain't pregnant by some other dude.
Bucinka 5
Both. You deserve it for falling for the lame story your mother gave, and FYL for having a mother that would be so underhanded and doesn't trust you. First of all, allergies are determined with scratch and blood tests, not urine. Second, unless she asked for the sample in the morning, she doesn't know what she's doing. At least you can console yourself with the story from #132. (Notice I am not making a comment on your sexual activity. It's not for me or anyone else here to judge you.) @everyone else: You do realize #6 is satire, right?
newmanlyman3 8
it's not to bad. not like you are :) lol