Today, someone I've been crushing on admitted they're attracted to me too. We hooked up, but now she says we can't date because she is already dating someone. I feel terrible for them, and now know she isn't the kind of person I thought she was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Double standards
Today, the friend who I'm crushing on but doesn't like me like that back said she wants us to keep our distance AND got angry because I told her I joined a dating app. Now she thinks I lied about my feelings. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Better off alone
Today, I found out the person I've fallen for is seeing someone else. This isn't a problem. What IS a problem is the fact that I asked her out before they even met, and was told she wasn't ready for a relationship. This happens every time I try to put myself out there and let myself feel anything for anyone. FML
Overcompensating
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Crushed
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
The age-old story
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
A few hours later…
Today, I had a date with a woman I had been talking to for a month. We hit it off, the date went fantastic, and we agreed to see each other again. Fast forward a few hours and I'm told she decided to pursue someone else, equates it to "bad timing", but wants to be friends. If not for bad luck, I'd have no luck. FML
Tangled web
Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Gender bending
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
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TumblrweedPasses 11
Not your fault, she's the one sneaking around Probably best to cut ties with her, the person she's dating will see her true colours soon anyways
Summaria 10
So you hooked up with a girl you had a crush on and found out that she isn't actually faithful towards the people she dates? I'm not sure where the FML is in this story. You got laid AND dodged a bullet.
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acmariner99 25
Hope you used protection OP
fjvitt 14
Hey...but you tapped that...
TumblrweedPasses 11
Not your fault, she's the one sneaking around Probably best to cut ties with her, the person she's dating will see her true colours soon anyways
Summaria 10
So you hooked up with a girl you had a crush on and found out that she isn't actually faithful towards the people she dates? I'm not sure where the FML is in this story. You got laid AND dodged a bullet.
burnforeternity 30
It’s probably that he learned the girl he had feelings for was not what he thought she was. And it probably has something to do with the fact that he was an accessory to cheating
Jr Malvitz 15
yeah but in a psotive light he learned about her cheating ways before he dated her it wouldve been worse if he dated then found out
Mungolikecandy 19
At least you found out before it became emotionally really tangled.
Blimix 9
Are you sure that sleeping with other people is against the rules of her relationship? Yes, it's often the case, but it doesn't pay to make assumptions. "Cheating" means breaking the rules, and she might not have actually done that. I once explained to my grandfather that polyamory involves seeing more than one person at a time. He replied, "Oh. We used to just call that 'dating'."
Sinshine 28
You learned to not commit to trash and now you can move on to someone worth the time. That's a good thing in my book.