mo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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UnicornPancake
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
dumped
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
mysea8679
Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Anonymous
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Anonymous
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
krt
United States
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
disturbed2103
United States
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
bluebride
United States
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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bossroyd 4
Just tell her that she inspired you to be the woman you are today
exotica_fml 6
Keep on looking classy, it's your day
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Comments (162)
criminalmindsfan 0
My mom did the same thing, except It was on my Grad day and she told me not to take less then $40 -_-
crazyrunnergirl 7
As long as you like it. I mean it is YOUR big day
kookylocka 0
Did you ask mommy how and what she knows about hookers? The wedding photos will be the decider.
arkid24 1
Its not her wedding, who cares. Do what you want, you obviously did something right for that guy to be getting married so reward yourself and ignore your mother.
finished 10
Mum's the word :)
cupcakedoom 3
That must be one helluva wedding dress.
9R1NC3S5 0
It's your day. Wear what YOU want. :)
mccutie936 6
You matter she doesnt, your wedding will be gr8 :)
upyourzlolz 11
Please, stop your terrible, TERRIBLE text talk. The G.N. will hunt you!
bubo_fml 11
Well...You ARE about to enter into a contract of sorts...
vieeev 4
My mum tells me that a lot too :p