mo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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UnicornPancake
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
dumped
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
mysea8679
Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Anonymous
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Anonymous
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
krt
United States
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
disturbed2103
United States
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
bluebride
United States
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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bossroyd 4
Just tell her that she inspired you to be the woman you are today
exotica_fml 6
Keep on looking classy, it's your day
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Comments (162)
LexiWolfe 0
How does that work...?
pdp_fml 21
I wonder if your mom helped you pick out the dress? If so, why didn't she tell you before your wedding day?
i_hate_cats 3
You have the nicest mom, don't you?
Christala 8
Next time my husband and I pick up another girl at a bar, I'm going to ask if she wants to wear my wedding dress and we'll do a bride/groom/maid of honor roleplay
redcan3 5
Moms a b••••
HunterAlpha1 8
maybe she has alzheimer's? if not, maybe it's true OP. i have seen some skanky wedding dresses out there.
Chavez45 2
well let's see the dress first lol
DiscoDave 5
She was just being honest
intimate_pretzel 6
At least she can only say it for one day... I hope
SwtCherryPie 26
Your mother would not say that if it were not true. Im honestly surprised you dont have more YDI than you do.