mo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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UnicornPancake
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
dumped
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
mysea8679
Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Anonymous
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Anonymous
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
krt
United States
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
disturbed2103
United States
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
bluebride
United States
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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bossroyd 4
Just tell her that she inspired you to be the woman you are today
exotica_fml 6
Keep on looking classy, it's your day
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Comments (162)
JoGeLu 2
Pics or it didn't happen
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
Haha you got moderated
cptmorgan6 8
Tell her you have to work a late shift after the wedding and you don't have time to change. So you wore something mutually appropriate.
Isaac_The_Man 0
It's your day today, don't let anyone ruin it for you!
sikmunkee 9
at least it was her and not someone else who told you
linkinpark98 24
Who cares? Your mom is just jealous, honey. :) As long as your new hubby loves it. ;)
abbybailey204 19
Hookers don't get married
Naitsi 19
mother of the year
AyumiEmdez 4
Our Moms would get along great.
loserman67 36
Possible replies: A: "Thanks mom, I always wanted to look just like you - a cheap *****." B: "Thanks mom, afterall I am marrying my pimp." C: "Thanks mom, dad said the same thing last night, by the way he still owes me $100." D: "Thanks mom, and I still look better, thinner and sexier than you ever did -- or will." E: "Thanks mom, don't take it out on me because grandma called you an ugly cocksucker on your big day." F: "Thanks mom, I always wondered if you love me, now all doubt is erased." G: :Thanks mom, instead of a wedding kiss, I'm going to blow the groom at the alter."
tehrealone 6
Thanks mom
Vocal1 0
lolz, the last is the funniest(:
cnasty28 0
Shes mad cuz her sex life sucks!
efemel94 7
That's a par!
SpoonsAndPickles 5
Maybe it wasnt just the dress but make up or a combination of things ~.~ i wanna see a pic