Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
Today, right before the most important final of my education, I got a text from my mom saying my house had burned to the ground, and my children were outside waiting for the firemen. I panicked, left school, and sped home… all for her to laugh and tell me it was “just a joke.” FML
Today, I popped two tires hitting a curb. I called my dad hysterical, and he told me to call my mom and hung up. My mom's been dead for seven years. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML
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tw1st3r 2
Wow FYL... They took the joke too far...
ajourdhui 0
what the ****. what kind of selfish asshole does that to someone? especially someone they love.
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Comments (128)
malfoyfreak 3
Aww :( I apologize for them
BarDownDaily 12
That's just ******. Suicide is a serious issue.
glenzhao2 16
Wow. Some people have actually experienced that, it's really not something to joke about...
kjcookie10 9
Wow. Your parents are complete fucktards. I'm sorry OP. :(
Jakesterk96 8
So you just answered the phone in class and talked with your mom without your teacher saying anything?
Kukua 5
No, read the fml again. His teacher tried to stop him, probably to ask him why he was answering his phone in class. :P
HubbaBubba259_fml 0
That's awfully ******* shitty of them to scare the living hell out of you, causing you to piss off your teacher, miss school, and waste time all for a few "***** and giggles" for your parents. Repay the favor in the future and do something like that to them. Hopefully your teacher will understand? Otherwise damn. FYL for sure.
CheckItOutItsYou 7
1# Uh why, you need to re read it.
RochelleRedvines 8
Wow, your parents are ****** up.
SilverInGray 25
We can answer our phones in class, either with the teacher not noticing or asking for permission.
ColdplaySucks 18
who the **** jokes of suicide?!
bitter3ulogy 0
You hide the phone man. You hide it
njgohard 16
That's just straight up fuckery from your parents, OP. FYL
BikeAllDay818 6
She's probably in college, cause what high school kid has money for a taxi...
jessie996 0
What are you talking about? I think you need to re-read the FML and #1's comment again.
BikeAllDay818 6
Someone tell me how I can delete my comments. I didn't mean to write my previous comment. -__-
DivakiddOsz 5
Zaaaamn I would've disappeared for a week to see of they like the feeling of thinking that their child might be dead .
BikeAllDay818 6
#99, who are you even talking to?
cherry26272627 6
I think that 99 is talking to 46
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
This FML made me cry. My little brother committed suicide 3 weeks ago. I miss him so much
GovernorGeneral 8
Omg 128. I can only sleep with the fan on too!!! And im sorry for your loss. And at the fml, well OPs parents were only joking so its a good thing. Least it didnt really happen...
alicette_fml 12
I'm so sorry to hear that :( I really hope your family gets through it ( well you can't really get through something like that, but hopefully I don't seem insensitive and rude).
MerrikBarbarian 9
Aww I'm sorry for your loss. My best friend who was basically a sister to me committed suicide 2 years ago. It's still hurts. This fml made me sad too :(
loveishope 4
That's horrible how could they do that to you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Sick minded people!!!!!
Shiny_nickels 14
I would say they aren't the parents if they do that..
tw1st3r 2
Wow FYL... They took the joke too far...
kbtoyz69 9
They wanna play jokes do they? Well then it's time for op to start "operation give parents hell"!!!!
Manganimegrl 16
41- first up, tell op's parents she's pregnant!
Awesome_Guy2468 0
And then get them so drunk, SO DRUUUNK, that they are practically acting like kids then put a basketball under the moms shirt then record them freaking out and post it on YouTube facebook and twitter
btnhdude 0
They did it for the lulz.
Fruit_Dealer 9
42- Just no. That comes up every single time and is probably the worse thing to do. Instead, throw a surprise party and invite over 300 mexicans, play mexican music and pour glasses of pineapple juice. When your parents come home, they'll try to throw everyone but won't be able because pineapple juice is so good.
BikeAllDay818 6
Or she can throw a party and invite 300 black people and grape juice.
Wicked361 8
What the heck is lulz?^^
GoodLookingGeese 10
everybody knows what "lulz" is!
feven 32
Jokes about a serious issue like that to someone that is close to the subject of matter is not funny at all.
ZombieSazza 34
They did take the joke too far, if that were me I'd have honestly punched her!
CVeNgineer 0
Gonna be awkward when you gotta go back to class..
aceman1992 9
Then don't go back?
bibbster18 11
That awkward moment when your mom tells you that your dad killed himself and you come home to find them both laughing...
feven 32
OP should just apologize to his/her teacher and explain what happen. Any person with sense will have to excuse that.
ajourdhui 0
what the ****. what kind of selfish asshole does that to someone? especially someone they love.
CheerGrl0001 4
Apparently they didn't love him that much..
eeppiicc 8
*her
Rectov 10
Obviously they don't...
DayoRasta 8
Disguising joke! Bless ya x
jonriise18 3
Do you mean disgusting?
Bullpine 11
How bout simply "horrible"?
kbtoyz69 9
bad?
fedora11 12
Your parents are jerks. FYL
YDIomg 9
agreed. why the hell would someone put YDI?
shift_love 13
Jerks isn't a strong enough word to describe how ****** up those people are.
HaloR 0
Make it official,kill'em
Justin23L 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How did OP recieve the call while in math class?
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
I've seen a lot of people answer their cell phones in class. If other kids are talking loudly, you're far enough away from the teacher, etc., it doesn't seem too hard.
FrankHotpants 31
One of the more ****** up things ever posted, not even funny. Sorry OP
Armyboy124 0
That's a killer joke.
HubbaBubba259_fml 0
I think this was his complete slip-ass fail of a pun perhaps? Leave the puns to the more experienced ones like Doc.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
I don't think anyone should make a pun or joke out of this FML. How could anyone even respond to this in a humorous way? It's just that messed up.
rosha267 21
What the hell?? How in the world is that suppose to be funny??