Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Denial
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
This is me
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
My little girl
Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Freuding intensifies
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Our secret
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
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Rambo881xx 0
Show him a tampon, he will have a heart attack.
westsidewhite 0
daddys little girl :D
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TNB_xACiDiC 0
Condoms to have safe sex: $6 the look on your dads face: Priceless
nerdsgetmehot 23
If you're not ready for the consequences of having sex (including telling your dad), then maybe you're not ready. Take time to consider it...
PhillyFox 0
I agree. Imagine if you got pregnant, OP. If you think it's hard to tell him now...
deeit87 0
I'm 22 and my Dad knows I do. But there is no F'ing way I would tell him. Daughters never tell their Fathers about having sex. It kills the 'Daddy' thing, and that's not cool. When he saw I had my Belly peirced he almost cried, and I was 19 when he saw.
DjeePee 25
Why would someone who wants to keep private information private not being ready for the consequences of sex? Why is telling your dad you're sexually active a necessary consequence? I had sex at seventeen, waited 8 months, and am still together with my boyfriend, but no way that I would ever tell my protective parents that I have sex. They discovered I take the pill, but we simply don't speak about sex, like it doesn't exist. God doesn't want me having sex. Boo ******* hoo. Am i not mature now? Or ready? And what about a slutty *****? There are things I want to keep for myself, and away from my parents, thank you.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I wasn't trying to come off as someone who is telling OP that she's a *****. Honestly, I'm not one of those people of the opinion who thinks that having sex makes you a *****. That's not what I was saying AT ALL. I wouldn't necessarily walk up to my dad and be like "HEY DAD, I'M SEXUALLY ACTIVE" but he does know that I am. I tentatively ask my dad about the pill, and he made sure that I got the information I needed just in case I became sexually active. He assumes (rightly) that I am.
nerdsgetmehot 23
What I wanted to get across was that sex is a big deal, and my first sleepy read-through of the FML (at 3:30 on a sleepless night/morning) made it seem like she was one of those teens too embarrassed to talk about sex and learn the facts of safe sex even though she was having it. Obviously that wasn't what was going on the in FML, and I realize that now that I've actually had sleep. So please, don't condemn me to idiocy because of a misconception. I'm not an idiot, I don't think OP is immature or a ****, I was just gently asking her to think about whether or not she's ready for sex-- especially since some people start having it without being ready. I was sleepy and totally misread this/read things into it that weren't there, so please excuse that.
sarskii 0
Thanks =) I appreciate your comments and I do understand that it's a big deal. Before I became active I talked to my lady doctor, researched, talked to my mom about "hypothetical situations" and my boyfriend and I are very open about it with each other. I don't regret the choice I've made, it's an adult choice and I'll deal with whatever adult consequences come my way. No matter what age you are, having sex is risk taking behavior, and I do understand the risks.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#141 Yay! That's good, OP! I'm glad you've done your research. :)
Flipflops4ever 0
21, that's essentially correct except some states have Romeo &...anyway IMO 17 is way too young to b sexually active & why, oh why do some high school students think virginity is like an abnormal condition suited only to nerds & wallflowers
Flipflops4ever 0
Oops meant Romeo & Juliet laws
baby_lyn17 0
11; are u a guy or a girl? and op, I feel for ya
sweetdreams20 0
if you have a fml about this you just may not be ready
sarskii 0
I wont deny that you make a good point, but isn't that what FML is kind of about? Posting something that other people would say sucks to be in your situation, or you deserve it?
x805xUnknown 6
YDI, for being a slutty *****.
BabyMomma2010 2
I'm a teen mom. I was plenty mature, thanks. So, go suck one, pompous dick.
Sammyb123 0
65, I can tell you're so mature from your cultured and refined way of speaking. I hope the drunk sex and the resulting pregnancy were worth it, your life is pretty much over before it started! I bet you say you're happy it happened too, but the only one you're fooling is yourself :)
ragzilla 0
why does everyone keep saying that 17 is too young? She is hopefully sexually active with someone she loves. It's not like it's illegal to have sex when you're 17. I was 15. And I'm not a **** because it was with my boyfriend whom I love and had dated for 6 months at that time. We're still dating. and I've never slept with anyone else. it's nothing wrong to be sexually active at the age of 17 if you're mature and careful and don't sleep with everyone. I know people who lost their virginity at the age of 13-14 and they're *****. Because that was with a random person at a party. And they still sleep with ransoms at parties.
Sanura 0
6 months isn't that long, sorry to break it to you. And OP's not mature enough if she has to make an FML about this. If she's not ready to face the consequences of sex, then she's not ready for sex.
1luckeguy 0
I agree that you're not a ****. One boyfriend over two years means that you're NOT a ****. What will be difficult for you to accept, however is that a 15 to 17 year- old is not a good judge of his/her own maturity and, that which is often seen by a teenager as true, pure, and unending love often ends up very poorly-please see #55 above. I sincerely wish you the best of luck with you boyfriend.
Xavi89 0
amen #47!
Lee002 8
YDI for being sexually active at 17