Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
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Rambo881xx 0
Show him a tampon, he will have a heart attack.
westsidewhite 0
daddys little girl :D
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Comments (238)
littlebluepill 1
Why do u have to tell your dad???
jtaylor991 6
what the actual ****, it's none of their business
QueenofKhaosity 2
With me it's the other way around...my dad knows I haven't been a virgin since I was 14 and is OK with it, whereas my mom feels secure in the knowledge that I "waited 'til I was 18". Oh...and before you get pissy about me being too young...go and look up the complete age of consent laws in Germany, will you? Pretty please?
myztwenty8 4
sexually active :) heyyyyy
shadwolf99 2
YDI for being an underage ****. Sex should never happen until you are 18 and over.
LindaBlack 5
who died and made you king?
Fou_Lou 20
Thats bullshit and depends on Society and laws. In my country youre legally allowed to have sex with anyone when youre 16 and with <21 year old when youre 14-16 As long as you are allowed to by law and feel ready there is no need to not have sex if you want it. so cut the shaming.
TallMist 32
Judgmental much?
imamaniac 4
oh sounds like lots of fun
LilHottieInLove 25
I believe that it should be your decision whether to tell him or not or anyone for that matter.
cassiebucaro99 12
I know exactly what you're talking about, except I'm not sexually active. He freaked out when he found my tampon box.
lccc_ 18
why would she make you tell anyone about that??