Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
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Rambo881xx 0
Show him a tampon, he will have a heart attack.
westsidewhite 0
daddys little girl :D
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Comments (238)
lizaferxo 0
im sorry but you need to tell your mom that it isnt anybodys buisness but your own that youre sexually active. telling your father isnt going to change the fact that you arent a virgin anymore. your mom shouldnt be so naive that to think you were going to be a virgin forever. **** that.
Technus 0
It is her business, she's living in her parents house right? She's doing things on their furniture right? Exactly. Also since she isn't 18, it technically is their business.
sinneblade 0
17 years old is still a little young. I hope to god you're responsible with it.
staceystar15 0
my dad is like this too... O.o ... he still doesn't believe my mom tho.
kei1108 13
then just stop being sexually active! then you don't have to yell him.
m21563 0
dont have sex when ur only 17 freaking years old!!
m21563 0
dont have sex when ur only 17 freaking years old!!
annabanana547 0
My dad is the exact same way!!
greatinbed 0
# what the **** is wrong with you, seriously abortion is terrible. It's basically murdering a BABY. How ******* ignorant are you. BABY MURDERER. Jeez people theses days...so stupid and ****** up.
cutieepiee117 5
Same exact thing just happened to me...FML
chameleon28 16
Wouldnt want ur dad to know whats IN ur purse...