Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
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Rambo881xx 0
Show him a tampon, he will have a heart attack.
westsidewhite 0
daddys little girl :D
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deeit87 0
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FreddyChow 0
guys, since op and her boyfriend decided doing and they already did that thing, what is it there to discuss about at what age should youngsters have sex? I'm a considerably conservative Chinese and I lost my virginity to a girl when I was 15. my friends did that even earlier than me. afterall, 17 isn't THAT young!
hazelkee 0
your a ****
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm choosing not to formulate an opinion on the "right" age to have sex, because I had an unusual adolescence, and I don't think blanket statements can apply here anyway. I will, however, say this: I disagree with those saying not being able to comfortably approach the subject with one's parents is an indication that someone isn't ready to have sex. In my firsthand experience with my parents, and my secondhand experience through friends and family, I've learned that in some cases, the parents are responsible for creating a taboo around the subject. Family cultures can make sex an off-limits or extremely awkward subject, even for adult children. It's the parents' responsibility to keep communication open and candid, by addressing the subject before it becomes a pertinent issue for their kids. If they fail to do that, they're cutting themselves out of an important facet of their kids' lives, and they're responsible for finding a way back in later if problems like this arise. They created the taboo; they fostered the culture of silence. They have to be the ones to break and change those things, respectively.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I'm afraid I must disagree. See, parents should never have kids in the first place. Also, if they do, they should immediately boil them in soup. No kids = no sex problems later, and the soup is to die for!
Kawaiichan42 3
No soup, nachos are much more delicious.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Mmm, baby de gallo! Ole!
Legend31337 0
Should have kept your ***** legs closed.
foREVerA7X 0
Sex is something meant for somebody you love. Not something you do because your hormones tell you too. I waited till I was 21. And it was the best decision I could of ever made. Sleeping around is disgusting especially when your only a teenager. You have you entire life ahead of you just enjoy being young.
SkyeEglantine 0
Being a young adult myself, I do find some of the comments fairly harsh and judgemental. I am confident that I speak for the majority when I say that having sex at what may seem a young age does not neccesarily mean that it makes her a sl*t or that they have slept around. It depends on the individual's emotional and mental maturity level, as what is right for one person may be different for another.
frezeal33 0
The age of consent in North Carolina is 16
sarskii 0
13, exactly. 10, thanks =) only 1 who i've been dating for almost 2 years and have known for more.
Mortanious 0
YDI ****!