Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML
Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML
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supertacowaffle 41
I don't like wine either, just because it's not to someone's doesn't mean you're an unladylike ****, don't listen to her OP many people don't like wine.
BlackFames 16
The designated driver lol
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Comments (84)
dyscomonkee 12
Most people who consume alcohol are at some point " slutty ". I wish there was a count somewhere of how many children were conceived directly related to alcohol consumption. Alcohol induced bastards.....
YFOS_fml 17
I love beer. I've been married for 10 years how am I a ****!
Le_ponderer 14
I just had my 1st drink of beer last month on a holiday. I had been looking forward to it and even looked through a few pubs to find the one that tickled my fancy the most. I went in there, proudly took a seat on a stool (right against the bar with the metal railing to prop one's feet against). The pub-attendant was quite nice, letting me try out 2 brews before I made a choice of what beer I wanted a pint of. I got my very first beer moustache too! If you would rather a beer, go for it.
neaky12 2
I love beer and being unladylike
canadiangirl98 9
Ask if she wants some cheese with that whine of hers
PurpleLover20 11
well idk how a **** is related to beer because its pretty good when its hot i prefer wine and liquor during the winter time
ke17189 21
Try a safety deposit box next time maybe?
garretto185 22
You and my girlfriend must be awful slutty and unladylike to drink beer (sarcasm magnified)
xluciferx666 21
Is your mom one of those "oh it's noon I've been good time to have an entire box of wine" type moms?
karamel20082011 3
well apparently most women r unladylike *****, myself included lol