Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML
Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML
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supertacowaffle 41
I don't like wine either, just because it's not to someone's doesn't mean you're an unladylike ****, don't listen to her OP many people don't like wine.
BlackFames 16
The designated driver lol
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Comments (84)
CanisInfernus 12
Eh. To be fair, beer's gross.
ThrottleJockey 36
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Mpii 11
Slap her! That was the first thing that came to mind. Don't slap her please. But let her know that you're not going to be talked to in such a manner. A woman with beer in her mouth is 10000x better than a woman with that language in her mouth.
leogachi 15
@46 What's wrong with a woman using language like that? Are you referencing an outdated stereotype like Op's mom did?
Bliepje 22
in the netherlands we now have a commercial that promotes women to drink beer. its just a way of saying we can choose for ourselfs and it doesnt make us any different from women that drink wine
Redgy22 26
Here's to all of us unladylike *****!!
smokecloud_ 37
Cheers!
icepick23 12
Both have similar effects on your legs (they spread)
sarcasmwins 24
I'll raise my pint of beer to all the unladylike *****.
rogwest 23
Well if that's the case what's your number op! Lol just kidding :-D
SystemofaBlink41 27
And, once again, the fossilized bigots scream their unpleasant, dated opinions to the air. It's not even worth fighting against anymore.
AntiSocialKitten 21
I don't like wine or beer, I prefer the hard liquor does that make me worse than you ?
caityyjaay 7
Amen to that