Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML
Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML
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Top comments
supertacowaffle 41
I don't like wine either, just because it's not to someone's doesn't mean you're an unladylike ****, don't listen to her OP many people don't like wine.
BlackFames 16
The designated driver lol
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Comments (84)
JMichael 26
Would you like some cheese with that whine?
leogachi 15
@14 Your offer is to Op's mother, yes?
lysx84 24
Depends on the situation - I like a beer, wouldn't order one if socialising with my partner's boss... Wouldn't expect my partner to order a pint if socialising with my superiors either. Out together though, beertastic!!
lysx84 24
Unfortunately I do happen to be an "unladylike ****" so my opinion may not count.
derangedplanet 23
I don't know why this is downvoted. I like the cruel honesty here. I'm especially an unladylike **** when I've had something to drink
msmedieval 11
That's ridiculous. I'm the biggest prude on the planet & I'll have beer over wine any day. People have different tastes & some actually get physically sick from certain types of alcohol. Drink whatever you like, just always in moderation.
SheepShoop_fml 20
Bah, forget her and go have one of the many harvest themed beers on the market.
khaledalmu 7
Your mom got a point
9a_1z 12
I've witnessed unwarranted surprise and awe when ordering beer, at worst condescension from a barman insisting I'd prefer something lighter, but no-one's treated me like an unladylike **** before. If anything it's a good conversation-starter with nice young men (like the one who's now my husband).
worldclassrager 41
What does she say about men and wine?
AbortionSurvivor 13
There's nothing sexier than a woman who drinks beer
Teh_Links 17
You should have higher standards if that's what you think.
AbortionSurvivor 13
Aim low and you'll always achieve
9a_1z 12
Even if it's beer brewed by Trappist monks by the light of a full moon once every 120 years using their original yeast strain and then aged in the finest whisky barrels and poured into one of those fancy specially shaped glasses? Gotta admit that is pretty sexy.
aussie99 3
well, you know what to get your mother for her birthday :P
writerchic85 26
I like both. What does that make me?
pl0xs3rver 45
A ladylike ****? Just kidding, it makes you normal.