Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
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fionasupercool 11
are you typing this while you're in your room? ;)
Capt_Oblivious 10
Someone has some control issues
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Comments (115)
Wealthyparrot 9
Tell her that she's not welcome over anymore. The thing with parents, is they're not going to physical or even verbal retaliation as anything other than a tantrum. Power, they understand. If you remind them that you're in power, in your own home, your own life, they'll back down. Not visiting for holidays, or helping when she's sick or broke, that kind of thing sticks.
diaspora_fml 26
You allowed this to happen in your own house. This means YDI, or at least internally feel that you do. Seek help.
bibobobonnor 8
I fail to see how this is a psychological issue, it's not like she can control her mother's actions, only reprimand her
Sober1128 9
#37 maybe YOU should seek help if you seriously think you can control other people just because they're in your home. Can't control them. Can, however, kick them out.
melody309 35
"You didn't do enough to prevent this freak thing you couldn't have expected, so it's your fault and you deserved it. Also, you have mental problems because of this." Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
siddin 6
charge her with assault
siddin 6
charge her with assault
gardenwhipped3 14
Show that woman the door. And if it happens to be closed the first time you show it to her, open it and show it to her again.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I hope you put her out. She is old enough to keep her hands to herself.
dakatabg 31
Wow
hamusta 13
Your mum is an abusive psycho
britneyxo 9
At least next time you'll know to refuse then block.
mustfa222 4
Dam