Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
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Top comments
fionasupercool 11
are you typing this while you're in your room? ;)
Capt_Oblivious 10
Someone has some control issues
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Comments (115)
Sober1128 9
Kick her out???
sameboysamesame 11
I'm jus curious y everyone thinks OP is a woman... they never once specified gender. for all We know, they could b a man..
r0cks0 6
Assault and battery have the cops haul her to jail
sxm 13
You have been faved.
oNisao 21
Respect for parents should be earned and I don't think she earned any.
TogeBara 12
I'm sorry, but some people just need a good beating. Not even kidding. HOWEVER, you should under no circumstance hit your own family members...
jujuroxursox 15
You will always be your mama's baby
Dave_Davington 34
So? Hit back. It's the only way to deal with people like that, mother or not.
xRezSynn 15
I was about the click YDI until I read the last sentence. Hope you escorted her out of the house.
awkwardturtl3 3
you're already in your room cuz your whole house includes all of your rooms :)