Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
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fionasupercool 11
are you typing this while you're in your room? ;)
Capt_Oblivious 10
Someone has some control issues
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Comments (115)
septembers_over_fml 3
Um, she can leave. You do NOT get slapped in your own house.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
NO way in hell would I let someone slap me in my own house. That's just NOT right.
Hurbel684 10
I hope you sent her to her house? FYL, some moms just... love you too much in their own special way :-
purebliss_fml 19
I'm curious to know what the argument was about that prompted her outburst. Slapping is not on! I hope she wasn't that abusive when you were a child..
jeepers_1 21
Slapping isn't abusive, unless used excessively it really just discipline, kids can take a little of that...
purebliss_fml 19
Actually, slapping is abusive and a terrible way to discipline. It causes the recipient to fear you instead of learn from you and understand you through communication.
Wealthyparrot 9
Hitting works, don't get me wrong. For the parent anyway... it's detrimental to the children. It doesn't matter if you do it once or daily, it's never ok. Physical striking as a disciplinary method is a risk factor (not causal) to mental disorders, but more to the point, it's a clear indicator that you lack self control. Kids rarely do something bad enough that, if they were an adult, you would strike them. Yet so often people strike children, because kids can't fight back.
PhotoSmith 25
A little smack on their bottom if they do something dangerous doesn't hurt. That is not abuse. Hitting a child too hard or anywhere else on their body is abuse. This information was given to me by my friend, a child protection services agent.
pulsar_ 13
Exactly. The bottom is also cushy - you're not very likely to hit anything vital. Slapping across on the face is a completely to different story
cosicosei 22
soooo out of curiosity did you go to your room? :p
chlorinegreen 27
Didn't 5 just say the same thing? Lol
empbob 20
Most people don't actually read the other comments before posting...
Imthedaddy11 16
23, yer **** r gr8
jmcr 27
What the heck were you guys arguing about in the first place?
funky2525 14
Stand up to her! Ur a grown woman now! U can do it!!
skyeyez9 25
Throw her ass out of your house.
olpally 33
Falcon Punch her in the stomach and take control of your house! Don't allow her over.
olpally 33
Seems warranted here seeing as how op has a place of their own and the mother is just being a complete psycho bitch for no reason. Her mother has no right to do that.
Ms_ValS 27
Wow I can't believe how over the line this is! Stand up to her before she does this in front of your guests or worse, your own children!
viavocal 4
I guess mother knows best.
lulubelles 33
I'm going to have that song from Tangled stuck in my head all day now!