Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
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fionasupercool 11
are you typing this while you're in your room? ;)
Capt_Oblivious 10
Someone has some control issues
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Comments (115)
Kitten_Calderon 14
Uh, I thought moving out was meaning you don't have to listen to this crap anymore? I'd slap her back... But only if the op is female. Not that slapping the shit out if someone is 'better' if its a female.. But yeah guys slapping women looks bad.. She needs to be yelled at, at the very least.
processengineer 9
call rhe police and let her exlain it to them
MrsAlexander83 10
HA! That sounds like my relationship with my mother. I'm 29 too but she acts like I'm 2! You have to put your foot down and probably separate yourself a little bit from her to make her realize you are an adult! Sometimes it's harder for some parents. :(
Mizzesbestie 13
Someone has mommy issues
firefly319 7
This is a great time to return a line that most of us have heard throughout our lives: "This is my house and my rules, if you don't like it, leave." That would actually be really nice to say...
bridgetv25 8
I know exactly how you feel my mother moved in with me and brought all her hoarding crap and now when I ask her not to put something somewhere I'm not allowing her to live her, her crap is in every square inch of my house if anything IM the one not being allowed to live here.
lectricpharaoh 9
Kick her out.
Omniprism 15
Whoa. Shall I say assault. Sounds like your mom might need some mental help.
AlexisZamot 9
Why In The Hell Would You Hit Anyone ? Can You Say Lack Of Self Control ?
PrimeStarscream 30
You know, that's considered assault. Get off FML and report her to the cops.
phoenix310 7
I would of beat the crap out if her, it's self defense