Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML
Today, I took a legitimate IQ test and got a score of 80. My parents both have IQ scores above Einstein’s. FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML
Today, my sister and I decided to do one of those online DNA tests just for fun. Our mom came in, saw all the stuff on the table, and lost her mind. She started bawling and apologizing. Apparently, neither one or neither of us actually belong to my dad. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML
Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML
Today, we got the IQ test results back, which show our daughter is on the high end of the genius scale. This confirms what my wife and I have long feared: our 6-year-old is FAR smarter than we are. No wonder she wins all the arguments we have. FML
Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher. Apparently, while doing a test, he responded to the question, "Predict how the government will change in the next ten years" with, "I’m not psychic." FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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cheerforlife18 0
Who doesn't know where Canada is wtf, Canadas the best!
Acid80 3
Knowledge isn't intelligence at all. Your mom can be very smart but just bad at geography.
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Lisa89 3
FYL
rety1 13
I don't think intelligence is genetic because my mom I a total barnacle head *lol and I'm pretty smart. I have to tell her all the time how to do basic math.. such as how to add 2, 3 digit numbers or how many liters are in a gallon etc etc...
RedPillSucks 33
Actually, your mom is brilliant. In about 2 billion years, Canada will, indeed, be part of Antarctica. Shame on you for doubting your mom.
CuteCurlzzz 0
its funny how you all make fun of Canada, but you forget who beat you in the olympics in hockey. + gold medals so we all know you didn't watch the olympics, more like at home eating mcdonalds.
numnut 3
Intelligence is inherited. Boy's get it from their Moms and Girls get it from both mom and dad. Environment, schools, and parental involvement must all be taken into consideration. (It is a proven fact that toddlers who watch more than 4 hours of TV a week will not be as smart when they are older..) I've watched a woman lose a lot of money because she could not answer the following question: "What two countries border the USA?" I could tell you that when I was 6 and I'm not even American.. thanks Mom and Dad..
Gaborman 0
It's a well known fact that Americans in general are clueless when it comes to world -and U.S. geography. Once an American asked me if London's capitol was England. -It was my own cousin! FML! :)-
VeggieHead_SxE 0
How is that a well known fact? :b And that just means that your cousin isn't very smart when it comes to geography, so it would be more of a Fhl instead of Fml.
smileyme 0
Is she blonde?
Richisme 0
i learned something today
Misheru08 3
lol
rwctkd95 0
lol wow how do she put on her clothes in the morning?