Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML
Today, I took a legitimate IQ test and got a score of 80. My parents both have IQ scores above Einstein’s. FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML
Today, my sister and I decided to do one of those online DNA tests just for fun. Our mom came in, saw all the stuff on the table, and lost her mind. She started bawling and apologizing. Apparently, neither one or neither of us actually belong to my dad. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML
Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML
Today, we got the IQ test results back, which show our daughter is on the high end of the genius scale. This confirms what my wife and I have long feared: our 6-year-old is FAR smarter than we are. No wonder she wins all the arguments we have. FML
Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher. Apparently, while doing a test, he responded to the question, "Predict how the government will change in the next ten years" with, "I’m not psychic." FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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cheerforlife18 0
Who doesn't know where Canada is wtf, Canadas the best!
Acid80 3
Knowledge isn't intelligence at all. Your mom can be very smart but just bad at geography.
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Comments (239)
missxmurder1221 0
No offense but your mom is a real dumbass. I feel bad for you OP.
drcnes 4
OMG I thought if my mom and immediatly started laughing!
Vallygirl1800 0
wow , canada rapes . be jealous .
Zebidee 9
#179 - nah, they changed its name to 'canola' so it wouldn't freak people out. ;D
Mokegowa 0
I feel sorry for all the people who read this FML and not understand why it's so funny. :)
hyparobo 0
I love going to the states and telling all the Americans I live in a igloo, and we can't drive so we use dog sleds. Most people believe it.
5t3ff1k4h 47
What? Oh, yeah, I live in an igloo. Tim Hortons is next door...crap, hold on. My pet beaver needs to be fed.
ZachMitch1994 0
hahahah if you're smart enough to know where we canadians are located then your pretty smart move to Canada where most of the geniuses are so you're not surrounded by retards
roflrawrlol 0
pfft. common sense is overrated.
montreal_girl_fml 8
yeah... most americans think we aslso live in igloos and have pinguins as pets
TheDUD 0
Americans think buzz lightyear is the first man on the moon
theonlysweetpea 10
WOW... I can't help but to laugh. I hope you stay in school a loooong time! Just to be on the safe side.