Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML
Today, I took a legitimate IQ test and got a score of 80. My parents both have IQ scores above Einstein’s. FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML
Today, my sister and I decided to do one of those online DNA tests just for fun. Our mom came in, saw all the stuff on the table, and lost her mind. She started bawling and apologizing. Apparently, neither one or neither of us actually belong to my dad. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML
Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML
Today, we got the IQ test results back, which show our daughter is on the high end of the genius scale. This confirms what my wife and I have long feared: our 6-year-old is FAR smarter than we are. No wonder she wins all the arguments we have. FML
Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher. Apparently, while doing a test, he responded to the question, "Predict how the government will change in the next ten years" with, "I’m not psychic." FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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cheerforlife18 0
Who doesn't know where Canada is wtf, Canadas the best!
Acid80 3
Knowledge isn't intelligence at all. Your mom can be very smart but just bad at geography.
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Comments (239)
Jenny_genie 3
bahahahahaha!
FFML_314 12
"If intelligence is genetic" Or lack there of. Sorry OP, you're screwed.
cheerforlife18 0
Who doesn't know where Canada is wtf, Canadas the best!
ZleveL 0
^ LOL XD
ZleveL 0
LOLXD "LIES" OH MAH GAWD THAT HAD ME ROFLING
skylineGTR 0
TRUE THAT!!! XD
redsoxfan92 0
don't worry, both my parents got a 19 on the ACT, I got a 33. you control your intelligence.
VolleyballSMASH 1
This entire Canada thing reminds me of a How I Met Your Mother- Robyn- "Whats my but guys?" (As in the negative thing always left out in a blinddate) Barney-"*thinking* Shes Canadian!"
allmidnighteyes 11
Hey, you guys spelled Canadia wrong.
Freeze_fml 17
Blame it on the Canadans.
cheerforlife18 0
Are you kidding..?
allmidnighteyes 11
I've never been more serious about anything in my life.
cheerforlife18 0
Woaah just a question, chill.
Chrisskiies 0
That's just how ignorance is.
Chrisskiies 0
No captain, sadly I'll have to go into the wild and stalk a mother and it's cubs. Steal one of the cubs while the mother sleeps, to get my wolf.
Lozza111 0
Canada is part of a continent? no way!
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's not genetic. My mother's a total ******* moron, and that's an understatement.
schwancy 2
Now that you're aware there is a problem you can take the nessisary steps to make sure you don't end up like her.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Necessary*
schwancy 2
I knew I was spelling it wrong. I must have re-spelled (if that's a word) it ten times :(
lucious_mama 0
not everyone uses spellcheck :) and even if some of us do it doesn't always come out right....
knight0748 5
I think I see canadia tattooed on your back...^^
5t3ff1k4h 47
Hey Knight, the Canadian just got corrected by another Canadian!
tristen1019 0
#18 what the **** is a doornail?
tristen1019 0
right here bitch
Acid80 3
Knowledge isn't intelligence at all. Your mom can be very smart but just bad at geography.
jdfml90 0
No big deal, this fml may as well say. today I found out my mum is stupid. fml