Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML
Today, I took a legitimate IQ test and got a score of 80. My parents both have IQ scores above Einstein’s. FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML
Today, my sister and I decided to do one of those online DNA tests just for fun. Our mom came in, saw all the stuff on the table, and lost her mind. She started bawling and apologizing. Apparently, neither one or neither of us actually belong to my dad. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML
Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML
Today, we got the IQ test results back, which show our daughter is on the high end of the genius scale. This confirms what my wife and I have long feared: our 6-year-old is FAR smarter than we are. No wonder she wins all the arguments we have. FML
Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher. Apparently, while doing a test, he responded to the question, "Predict how the government will change in the next ten years" with, "I’m not psychic." FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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cheerforlife18 0
Who doesn't know where Canada is wtf, Canadas the best!
Acid80 3
Knowledge isn't intelligence at all. Your mom can be very smart but just bad at geography.
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Comments (239)
playaman11 0
71 shut your ******* mouth!!
nanxi 30
At least you know that Canada ISN'T in fact located in Antarctica.
mydiclovesu2 0
either way your skrewed because your stupid enough to believ intelligence is genetic, and even if by some miraculous chance it is, then your skrewed again chorus: double skrewed nanny nanny boo boo I sure, wish that,I'm not,you
kritz0 10
Wtf... is a "skrewed".
lol32360 0
you got a dumb mother
someguy314159265 15
You're clearly more intelligent than her. You've got a chance.
5t3ff1k4h 47
If intelligence is genetic, I would be as dumb as a doorknob, just like my mother.
Daederoth 10
Who you are is up to your heredity/genetics and your environment, up to a point in your life, where it is up to you to shape your own destiny through the choices you make. Or, so I've been told.
TAHK 11
for thinking it's genetic, you are screwed
kheartz 0
intelligence is not genetic.... unluckily for you I see you take after your mother :P
the_huldra 1
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