Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he spank you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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log1k 3
what... the ****?
ohmygawdz 0
FYL because your mom thought you would know that.
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Comments (263)
Federgirl 19
omg that must of been awkward!!!
BlackButlerFan 20
Um.. Your mom should know this. I knew this when I was 11 years old.. Seriously...
WickedFan 12
Usually the pleasure of anal sexual intercourse can lead the bottom man into ******, but yes, a reach around can also be done.
smileforme911 10
Fair question
indigohippopo 20
Why doesn't she just watch gay ****?? .-.
ayyykilla 9
tell your mom to keep that shit to herself. I feel for ya on this one...
seriouslyfml0415 4
If the reciever havent been properly teached to come from the back then the pitcher (top) jacks him off
tkeeton46 17
I've wondered this too
hun3y206 23
Legitimate question.
tyrspencer 18
My mom does this all the time!