Today, as always, I'd be so incredibly happy if my girlfriend loved me even half as much as she loves her cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's cat adores me. I can't sit down without her jumping on my lap and purring. The cat is also overweight, with very sharp claws, and likes to knead on my legs. My legs look like I lost a fight with a thorn bush. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, I have concluded that my new girlfriend is a cat. She ignores me 99% of the day, nuzzles me when she does want attention, gets the zoomies randomly twice a day, her snoring legit sounds like she’s purring, and when she gets real mad, she scratches. FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
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Top comments
SOILEDIT 51
All pussy jokes aside, you need to talk to your girlfriend if you feel like that. Communication can go a long way especially in a relationship.
bella_nana347 23
Just become a cat
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Comments (51)
coolvictori 22
I'm sure that's not true. Maybe you should have a conversation with her about it. That might help.
MrsDruidess 23
if OP feels that way, it truly might be. But really OP, if it is true and she likes her cat THAT much more than you, its time to find someone else.
sp00derman 23
I guess she'll be the only one getting pussy tonight.
SOILEDIT 51
All pussy jokes aside, you need to talk to your girlfriend if you feel like that. Communication can go a long way especially in a relationship.
bella_nana347 23
Well not every relationship is purfect
TMO2142 25
out. lolol @32
bella_nana347 23
Just become a cat
saifnaqvi11 21
Thank you so much, this advice has changed my life. All of my problems have suddenly disappeared. I'm gonna make 15 accounts just to thumbs this up more.
bella_nana347 23
I'm glad to have solved all of your life problems #5
ConfusedCat 11
I like the way you think.
URBeingLied2 23
Polyjuice potion is hard to make though!
ksks1234 33
24-- you can just transfigure into a cat. Professor McGonagall's animagus is a cat.
ssnow_fml 20
Either eliminate the competition or eliminate the girlfriend.
liebe123110 29
I feel the same way about my boyfriend and his Xbox.
lukian_fml 29
Just put your 'xbox' in his face.
Levi2411 41
As someone who loves their Playstation 3 (Age aside and New released systems ignored) That's some steep competition. Best bet, try to enjoy it with him. Gamers like to game, it's our harmless addiction.
liebe123110 29
Maybe, but I think playing 12 hours a day is a bit much. And he doesn't like split screen so I can't play with him.
L337Vic 7
12 hours a day? If that's not an exaggeration than does he even actually spend time with you?
liebe123110 29
I'll admit it's a slight exaggeration, in that he doesn't play that long every day. But he has before, and probably would nearly every day if I let him.
LyricaSilvan 30
Not trying to be a jerk, but instead of complaining to a bunch of strangers on the internet, try doing something to solve the problem. Either talk to her about how you feel, or move on to someone else.
ChrisHavok 5
My girl plays ps4 with me. get him another controller or find a game you like. driving around in gta 5 is always fun.
anormalperson 25
"Instead of complaining to a bunch of strangers on the Internet" But...that's the point of FML.
LyricaSilvan 30
In most cases, yes. But to me this just seems like a stupid thing to complain about.
teechur 15
I will admit I probably kiss my dog more than my husband, but he's still my main squeeze. Animals are just so innocent and cuddly and warm and inviting to snug with and kiss on. I'm sure she loves you way more.
goodjoblol 25
Speak to her about how you're feeling! If you guys aren't looking for the same things in a relationship (affection it seems like) it might be time to move on. Or kill the cat and piss on the corpse to assert dominance.
Emyka 26
I had to look at the location of the FML to make sure my boyfriend didn't post this. Whoopsie. What can I say, I love my cat.