Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
so did you?
PsychoMerk 0
I wish I could fly :(
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Comments (132)
jdub28 0
you deserve it for disrespecting your mother's house. On the other hand, if your boyfriend still lives with his mom then both of you are lame. get a hotel room or go to his place. your poor mom is probably way more embarrassed because she has a **** for a daughter.
TheRealStunts 27
So she's a **** for having sex with her boyfriend. Fantastic logic buddy.
Playdate 0
Why were you disrespectful enough to have sex in your parent's home?
ArrowLCMC 0
These people that say it's disrespectful to **** in your parents house are such prudes. A. you don't know how old these people are B. you don't know their living situation. the economy sucks maybe Mom lives with her? even if they are teens I'm sorry people ****. it's natural. get over it. OP hope you let him finish blue balls really hurt that's not a joke.
Metallica36176 16
Exactly...my GRANDMOTHER caught my dad when he was about 15 and she just laughed. I love all tge "perfect" people on FML ..******* fakes.
1LL337 0
I wouldve wanted to finish too...what's wrong with that?
karina_said 0
Sounds like dedication right there
jbloogle 10
ydi: you need to buy a lock for the room??
perdix 31
You gotta finish him off! The DSBs are deadly, hence the name! If your bf got bitten by a snake, you'd suck the poison out, wouldn't you? Well, start sucking to save his life!
knight0748 5
yea blue balls are no joke... suck to save life.
Compass 0
Clearly your mom wanted to let y'all finish. Why you gotta be so selfish and give your boyfriend blue balls? You have a flying mom and you're complaining about it? YDI.
Erindub 0
I don't see how anyone can get turned on enough to have sex with their mom in the house.
czarofandronia 0
at least he's committed lol