Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
so did you?
PsychoMerk 0
I wish I could fly :(
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Comments (132)
mpclaw 3
what's your point?
adamsk1 0
I'm just saying... your parents bed is the most exciting place b/c of the chances of getting caught. but... you should have had a game plan... I hope you let him finish. that's the best part about sex, when the guy gets off. that's what gets me off lol.
LlamaAlana 6
If you didn't finish, then what the hell? You mom didn't grab you by your hair and pulled you off of him..or smacked you..or literally kicked him out or anything. That's still totally embarrassing but YDI if you didn't just finish up.
benen 0
umm are u a bird cuz I don't think moms can fly
brianjman14 23
the show must go on, lmao
Foster_33 4
WIN for the boyfriend
melsababe 0
ya I hope u continued ..
quietlytearful 0
hahaha. true..
delaney16 0
so. that means he cares about u stupid ass
medjai 0
I fail to see how this is at all an FML...