Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML
Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML
Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML
Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, after spending a lazy day at home, I went to UPS with my mom to help her pick up a package. While in line, she sent me back to the car because I'm, "an embarrassment to be around" when I'm not wearing makeup. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
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Top comments
vatt 0
it is snooki
Brittneyyyy 7
Maybe you should wear makeup then :o Don't worry OP, no one has perfect skin. I suppose that's why makeup exists in the first place though.
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Comments (103)
vatt 0
it is snooki
ohsokaila 0
Win. Yeah I think it is.
InBetweenDreams 0
LOL, that put a smile on my face. :) Just wear concealer to cover the uneveness. And skin isn't usually orange without going to tanning beds or spray tanning, so I suggest you stop Fake n' Baking.
rockon4life 2
umm ever thought she didn't mean right then ? what if she just meant when you do wear it?
firefly0219 0
hello there (Insert alien name here)
Selena_is_back 7
That's a waste of beauty... tsk tsk!
SeanFredrick 3
OMG.
truthbetoldxoxo 0
skin can be orange if you have jaundice
mintcar 10
I thought Jaundice was yellowish pigmentation of the skin, not orange? Anyways, if she had Jaundice, I'm pretty sure her own mother would know.
quraishakrueger 4
or if youre snookie. :P
kellandj2019 7
You're photo is really creepy LOL
JtownDude 0
Haha u Fugly
glenzhao2 16
Shut up #2, carrots are good on your eyes
f_alltheirlives 3
Smooosh smoooosh
Summer17 0
win!
TaTaTanyaHo 5
SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH
breakofdawn1 0
HAHAHAHAHA
Choconumm 8
Yor mom is messed, steal all her makeup and see how she likes it! >:)
chrystalthequeen 8
If her mom wears makeup…
zappo1214 2
hmm naturally an oompa ?
jckbco 0
win
imababeee 0
that's so mean.
KiddNYC1O 22
You look like Ashli Orion.
wowdominator 0
Nice pic. Awesome comment. xD
my2twocents125 2
first
jmac317 0
thts just unfortunate
Brittneyyyy 7
Maybe you should wear makeup then :o Don't worry OP, no one has perfect skin. I suppose that's why makeup exists in the first place though.
PattiePie 9
True dat
memo619 0
tell her it's thanks to her genes then you should fart on her pillow for the emotional damage she caused you
ninjas27 0
hahahahaha hell yeah!
Fiend_fml 0
Aha, Maybe she'll get pink eye from it. Unless that's just a rumor.
Xythenol 6
The pillow fart was...random o_o;