Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
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Jordan10la 0
Put it in the fridge at your work. I hear people steal lunches all the time at some places.
madame_fml 0
Ewww O_o you didn't realize the smell at all?
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Comments (128)
madame_fml 0
Ewww O_o you didn't realize the smell at all?
haney66 0
I can see this as a commercial for odorless cat litter. w2g retard.
colts609380 7
which one?
pohkerfayce 0
tasty!!
BeeBabyee420 0
uhhhhhhhh yeah.....the disgusting smell wafting from your brown bag might have been your first clue tardddd
harrypotterrfan1 0
retard is a mean term!
kettlemen 1
Uhh your lunch, you tell me which one
Eternity_fml 0
Sick. Hopefully you threw the bag out far, far away and told your coworkers you were gonna go grab something to eat outside. 0.o
Dr_Jalepenos 0
I have no idea. Pls tell me!
thombombb 0
EAT IT!!!!!!!!
colts609380 7
wait a sec. u live with ur mom and obviously your a grown man cause you go to work? so u can't be a teen with a part time job because u will probably eat the fast food for lunch there. u won't work somewhere u don't like rite? then that would mean wtf
randomburger 7
Op is female...
Rowdey 10
I can't tell if 121 is sexist or just stupid..
Starcatch77 20
Probably both.
Jordan10la 0
Put it in the fridge at your work. I hear people steal lunches all the time at some places.
JM3140 0
I like the way you think... I would have personally given it straight to some desperate person but the fridge works too
Aviva1313 0
delicious #4's got the right idea lol
ryan__h 1
not a true fml because you didn't eat it
shayansh 0
Big deal man...
scottyz1 0
So you got yourself a snack and not your full lunch.. damn!
dreadillusion 0
Obviousyly photoshopped. Look at the pixels in that text!
briguy21 0
why would she putter that on the counter? and how old r u living with ur mom and u work?
hiyalovesheyo 0
I call fake. even odorless still has a certain stench. and the fact that you would have heard it if there was kitty litter in there. also that's pretty nasty of your mom to put that shit on your counter if this is tru.
kaitlyn3xo 0
people start working when they're like 16 did you not get a job till you were 25 or something