Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML
Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML
Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML
Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, after spending a lazy day at home, I went to UPS with my mom to help her pick up a package. While in line, she sent me back to the car because I'm, "an embarrassment to be around" when I'm not wearing makeup. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
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Top comments
vatt 0
it is snooki
Brittneyyyy 7
Maybe you should wear makeup then :o Don't worry OP, no one has perfect skin. I suppose that's why makeup exists in the first place though.
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Comments (103)
deerescu 1
don't expect your skin to be perfect mine isn't and I model
ImaginaryFoe 1
Was your complexion better yesterday or were you always wearing make-up before? How did your mum not notice you were orange before now? Well, it's not fair to be mad at her for trying to be helpful or for telling the truth. If you are fake baking or something, it's time to stop.
sheenamaedc09 0
Sunburn or you're just ugly?
Zmeilerr 22
Just because she has an orange tone, doesn't mean she's ugly.
FFML_314 12
I'm going to go with her moms a jealous bitch. I know you didn't list that option, but it's only because I'm sure you're one too.
eezypeezylifeisb 0
Stay outta the fake tanning beds and you won't look orange
lover_of_life 8
My aunt turned orange after she tried some Victoria's Secret cream on. I started singing The Oompa Lompa (sp?) Song while she rubbed it off.
OhShuttup 0
loompa*
imac619 2
Something tells me poster likes tanning beds and fist pumping to techno.
SmallTownCutie 0
3/4 of Jersey does.
mintcar 10
Hahahaha. Nice.
livetodisco 0
All these people are assholes. Skin issues does not equal ugly. Just cover it up with makeup and go about your life. You're lucky it's something that's fixable.
vallohrm 3
no, 3/4ths of Jersey is not orange. The cast of Jersey Shore doesn't even live in Jersey so stfu. And the only orange people I know are assholes, like my dad. Yes, my asshole father is orange.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I literally lol'd at your comment
Dark_Charizard 0
1) "And the only orange people I know are assholes, like my dad." 2) Then, "Yes, my asshole father is orange." Referring to the first sentence, I'm quite sure people could comprehend that your father is orange. So.. Yeah.