Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML
Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML
Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML
Today, I'd tried to do my makeup in a natural way for my high school graduation. I don't have much experience, but I went for it anyway. Now, looking at the photos, I can see how fucking orange I looked at the party. FML
Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
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poolshark 0
oompa loompa doom-pa-dee-do (that's what the tanning salon does to you)
gotitallright 2
beauty school dropout, go back to high school.
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lnm701 0
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Why would you even think that a decent foundation would be orange and blotchy? YDI.
VolleyballSMASH 1
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We were about to apply foundation- so I walked over and told my friend her models looked blotchy and orange, even if we hadn't started yet??? YDI
shawnarawwwrr 0
hahahahaha how embarrassing...
poolshark 0
oompa loompa doom-pa-dee-do (that's what the tanning salon does to you)
aimbug 42
Yes!
uneekfreak16 0
fake tans are gross... FHL
lazorzpewpew 0
#3 - You win! LOL :D
dearViena 0
i agree with #4
tWitt3rBuG 0
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Wait shouldn't you learnt skin types in 101? Fail
gotitallright 2
beauty school dropout, go back to high school.
iPeterPan 8
This may be late but you babe.
beaglegal 42
*back up singers* "dooo doo"
Masift 21
grease XD
MissCajun 0
YLIF I'm not even into make up and I can tell the difference between someones skin and foundation orange and blotchy or otherwise....
PureGold 0
Oh, eww!! That model probably gets spray tans or uses some kind of self-tanner. I hate when people look orange from tanning so much, it's gross and unhealthy, and they end up looking extremely fake. Why bother? x( That's embarrassing...you may not want to open your mouth next time lol. But I don't think this is entirely your fault..while it may still look like that after the model washes her face, it's not "just her skin". She's scarred it and made it look like that herself with all the fake crap she's put on it in her lifetime.
ncvolley123 8
except my bro. he does waterpolo and is as orange as a pumpkin