Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.
perdix 31
Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.
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Comments (140)
BritLass 15
Woah that's screwed up!! :D
Jujubilee 1
Ew, your ex bf is a **** but your sister's a fcking mega b*tch. Unforgivable!!!
nc21690 19
awkward much........?
Capt_Oblivious 10
So, I see you're all already acquainted with each other. Yeah, that'll save those awkward silent moments.
TodaySuxx 7
You f*cked your step brother. So did your sister :D
AnonymousOne234 3
lol i love how you can just hear the sarcasm in the end :) fyl though, op, i'm sorry:(
crazyaces89 7
Now is your sis still dating your ex/stepbrother?
ScuseMePrincess 2
OP, you should watch the anime "Kiss X Sis." It is pretty similar to your situation.
BellaMarta 19
Awkward.... So are you and your sister the maids of honor/brides maids and is your ex the best man?
floopyflooper 2
Either your mom is a cougar or way to lose to you in age!