Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.
perdix 31
Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.
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Comments (140)
chelseaaababyyy 17
your life is like a soap opera lol but fyl
haqqnuru 3
what a family you have.
Wtfnotgay 4
You could explain things to Blyth your mom, and her soon to be husband, perhaps they could help you out?
Wtfnotgay 4
Excuse the random typo there, on the app and didn't notice ;)
K_kanaka 26
This is a Intriguing predicament your in OP. Unfortunately for your mom sake you may have to just suck it up and deal with it.
atomicbaboon 0
May the hatred of this person based on his incorrect form of "you're" now rain down from above.
iammenotyoi 4
Sounds like another exciting episode of "Trailer Park"
lmaoatall 6
Your family keeps this up, you won't have an impressive family tree. More like a bush. Or a patch of crab grass.
gemno333 8
Wow. That truly sucks. So sorry to hear that. I just hope won't be a case of "father like son"
ceddyz17 10
Keepin it in the family
icic6772 0
Hell of a thanksgiving that's for sure